I need someone to talk to. I’m breaking. The one person I need is asleep. I need someone.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jessicaisblonde:

barackfuckingobama:

I know I’ve reblogged this before but can I just talk about his expression in the second gif because it’s like “I love you back and that is a fact, that is a serious god damn issue, this is no laughing matter, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LOVE YOU BACK”

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how ironic is it that that gif looks like a gay alternate universe mitt romney

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cuntgradulation:

twerkomg:

my hair never cooperates :c

youre gorgeous omg

cuntgradulation:

twerkomg:

my hair never cooperates :c

youre gorgeous omg

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flunflun:

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

the only thing I think of when I see this is like

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It’s getting bad again.

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proletarian-revolution:

♡ we’re all mad here ♡

maryjunenotmaryjane:

butter-fly-milk:

sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

but it turned out to be everything i wanted

5/5 stars

Best plot twist of all time.

(Source: viekastv, via divavonteese)

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Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care. Matty Healy (the 1975)

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koolaidicecubes:

Trying to be angry at your best friend like

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natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

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rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

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baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

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moffiarty:

imagine logging in one morning and

moffiarty:

imagine logging in one morning and

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streetartglobal:

Fun work from rural England by The Stencil Shed (http://globalstreetart.com/the-stencil-shed). By the way - it’s freehand, and not a stencil!

streetartglobal:

Fun work from rural England by The Stencil Shed (http://globalstreetart.com/the-stencil-shed). By the way - it’s freehand, and not a stencil!

(via pmon3y69)